Credits, at length.

The dachshund.

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The baguette.

“Baguette 2.jpg” by Tiia Monto.
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The giraffe’s neck.

“Giraffe neck.jpg” by Sherry Thomson.
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The extension cord.

“Red-12gauge-ground-light-extension cord.jpg” by Milspec Direct.
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The freight train.

“Chuo Main Line Freight Yatsugatake.jpg” by Cassiopeia sweet.
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The suspension bridge.

“Akashi bridge.jpg” by 振.
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A remarkable life.

“Jeanne Calment 1895.jpg,” unknown photographer, circa 1895. The portrait shows Jeanne Calment at about age 20.
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Record details: Guinness World Records — oldest person ever. Jeanne Calment lived 122 years and 164 days, from 21 February 1875 to 4 August 1997. Record checked 21 October 2026. The photo is sourced from Wikimedia Commons.

The Everglades python.

“Burmese python (6887388927).jpg” by Susan Jewell / U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
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Species photo: a different Burmese python captured in Everglades National Park, photographed in 2011. This is not the 19-foot record snake. Fact source. Facts checked 22 October 2026.

The Great Wall.

“Great wall panorama.jpg” by Ktausz.
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Photographed at Badaling by Ktausz. Fact source. Facts checked 22 October 2026.

The Nile.

“Nile River in Aswan.jpg” by Mohammed Moussa.
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Photographed at Aswan, Egypt. Nile geography and approximate length: NASA. Facts checked 22 October 2026.

The long face.

“Man With Hurt Feelings” by Matthew Henry / Burst.
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The weekend caption is fictional wordplay about the posed expression.

The receipt.

“A fine bill for a fine meal!.jpg” by Roland Tanglao from Vancouver, Canada.
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The horse’s face.

“Horse portrait 5195.jpg” by Dori.
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The accordion.

“Piano accordion from above.jpg” by Necz0r.
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The stretched limousine.

“00 0619 Stretch limousine.jpg” by W. Bulach.
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The scarf.

“2009 08 Fourth Doctor cosplay.jpg” by Claire H. from New York City, USA.
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The bathroom queue.

“Queue for the loo (14318113011).jpg” by Peter.
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The trombone slide.

“Trombone 750pix.jpg” by Arpingstone at English Wikipedia.
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The tangled charging cable.

“4 USB hubs connected to several devices.JPG” by User:Mattes.
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The wedding dress train.

“Wedding Train” by 陳駿宏.
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The dog’s tongue.

“Dog Tongue” by Genadi Yakovlev.
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The airport corridor.

“Changi Airport corridor (4472685511).jpg” by Earth-Bound Misfit, I.
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The loading screen.

An original HTML/CSS mock loading screen created for this website. It is deliberately frozen at 99%; the gallery navigation remains functional.

The pipeline.

“Alaskan Pipeline” by U.S. Geological Survey; photograph by Dave Houseknecht.
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A long way down.

“Don’t Look Down: radio tower maintenance, image 12 of 12” by Lance Cpl. Isaac Orozco / U.S. Marine Corps.
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The screwdriver caption is fictional wordplay, not a description of the technician’s actions. The appearance of U.S. Department of War (DoW) visual information does not imply or constitute DoW endorsement.

A long time.

“Pocket watch photogaphed through the viewfinder of a Kodal Duaflex.jpg” by Seriykotik.
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A long flight.

“Middle Plane Seat” by Gus Ruballo.
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The pencil.

“Normal and giant pencil.jpg” by ThoBel-0043.
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The stilt walker.

“A stilt walker.jpg” by BNP-CR506.
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The false eyelashes.

“False Eyelashes With Diamonds” by BOOM Photography.
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The daddy longlegs.

“Cellar spider (Pholcus phalangioides).JPG” by Charles J. Sharp.
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The spaghetti noodle.

“Close Up Photo Of Pasta On A Fork” by Amanda Hemphill.
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A long read.

“War and Peace book.JPG” by Liannadavis.
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A long trip.

“Top View Of Passports And Cameras On A Map” by Alex Quezada.
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The fingernails.

“Portrait Of Woman With Artificial Long Nails” by Patricio Ledeill.
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A long climb.

“Stairs On Road In Green Mountains” by Quang Nguyen Vinh.
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A long run.

“Forrest Gump Point, Monument Valley, Utah (21214428085).jpg” by Fabio Achilli from Milano, Italy.
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The giant foot.

“Colossus of Constantine Foot (5987196984).jpg” by Erik Drost.
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The toilet roll.

“Cats attacking toilet paper.jpg” by Original photo by Dan4th, https://www.flickr.com/photos/dan4th/. Cropped and brightened by Melchoir.
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The horse’s tail.

“Friesian Horse Side View 1.jpg” by Larissa Allen.
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The longboard.

“Two Longboards Leaning On A Wooden Panel” by Connor Scott McManus.
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A long minute.

“Man Doing Push Up” by Mikhail Nilov.
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The IRS audit.

“A Person Examining Documents” by Mikhail Nilov.
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Illustrative accounting stock photograph, not documentation of an actual IRS audit. The caption is fictional.

A long wait.

“Crowded waiting room at a family health clinic in Capiata, Paraguay” by Andrea Jenkins / U.S. Air Force.
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Photographed at Unidad de Salud Familiar Rojas Cañada in Capiatá, Paraguay, on June 23, 2026, during Amistad 2026. The appointment-time caption is fictional wordplay, not a claim about the pictured patients or their actual waiting times.

The appearance of U.S. Department of War (DoW) visual information does not imply or constitute DoW endorsement.

The traffic stop.

“Man In Black Jacket Leaning On White Car” by Kindel Media.
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A staged stock photograph illustrating a routine traffic stop. The caption is fictional wordplay about waiting, not a claim about the pictured people.